I think after I sent this text, I kicked another chair.

Psh. I stole a bite anyway. 

Brittany was really excited about the turtle. 

We even took Shelly and Lord Tubbington out for a walk together!

I like nice!Quinn. 

On the bright side, the picture had like, 20 likes. 

Why does Jesse always do this to me? He needs his own ladies. 

Homecoming. 9th Grade. I didn’t know it was a formal dance.. so I just came in my puffy vest. Quinn didn’t mind, surprisingly. 

One girl from each fandom class. Girls love me. I’m kind of a big deal. 

You guys probably have to click that little “High-Res” button underneath the picture. I’m really bad with the computer. 

Mailman isn’t working for me anymore!

Puck wanted me to try out my sexting skills on him. But.. I accidentally sent it to Kurt. I’m sorry Kurt! D: